Don't waste your money on toys

Get your kids a dead fish. Trinks and S spent over an hour playing with a dead fish. First there was the "rescue", where S went out in the boat with a net to get it. Then there was the attempt to revive and feed the fish. Then there was the funeral and burial and unburial, reburial, etc. I have no idea where the poor thing ended up. But I was left alone to read my book, so I was happy.